Neil Armstrong!!!
It takes some real idiots to make the world go around. Even more to taunt bike riders. I've nearly been run off the road, hit by truck mirrors, had horns blown at me; but what irks me more than anything is for someone to yell stupid shit out their windows at me. The beach was no exception. The one day when the heat was less oppressive and I finally felt a bit better from my head cold, I took off on my road bike. I was enjoying riding along when I heard a voice yell, "WOOOO!!! Go Neil Armstrong!!! WOOOOO!!!" I laughed, threw up my arm and turned to yell back, "It's Lance Armstrong, you idiot!" I'm so glad this guy became the butt of his own joke. What a dumbass. I mean really if you're going to hurl comments at people, at least get it right. DUMBASS. I wish I had stopped to ask the jacknut for directions to the moon...
